- What did the elephant say to the naked man?? What did he say? How can you breathe through that 'thing'?
- 1st man said to the 2nd, " I think my wife is dead". 2nd man asked, "Why do you think she is dead?" 1st man replied, "Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up !!"
- A gang of thieves stole a truckload of Viagra, and now the police are looking for some "hard" criminals....!
- Why do women get PMS?? Because the "Mad Cow Disease" has already been taken,....!! :-P .
Friday 27 June 2008
Some "bad" jokes......
Just saw an afternoon movie on TV, called "Prairie Home" starring Meryl Streep and Lindsay Lohan, among others, and heard some "bad" jokes there that I think we will like:
Thursday 26 June 2008
Pious Muslims, or obsessed with SEX?
Worrying obsession with women’s attire
Stupid excuses touted as cause of rape
Are Malaysians pious, or are they just obsessed with sex? I would like to quote from the writer of the first letter... ".....But the religious people, especially the Muslims, are far removed from this productive process. They waste everyone’s time with these strange and unworkable ideas that do not contribute much to the human race. Despite the 21st century, the Internet and such, they have the capacity to turn back the clock almost to the Stone Age. We have seen this in Afghanistan and elsewhere....."
The other big problem in Malaysia now is that these sober views are just assigned to the "opinion" page of the letters, while those "frogs under the coconut shells" hog the limelight, bringing ridicule to the country.
Stupid excuses touted as cause of rape
Are Malaysians pious, or are they just obsessed with sex? I would like to quote from the writer of the first letter... ".....But the religious people, especially the Muslims, are far removed from this productive process. They waste everyone’s time with these strange and unworkable ideas that do not contribute much to the human race. Despite the 21st century, the Internet and such, they have the capacity to turn back the clock almost to the Stone Age. We have seen this in Afghanistan and elsewhere....."
The other big problem in Malaysia now is that these sober views are just assigned to the "opinion" page of the letters, while those "frogs under the coconut shells" hog the limelight, bringing ridicule to the country.
Wednesday 25 June 2008
NO POLITICIAN CAN BE TRUSTED !!!
Pakatan Rakyat losing its plot
I actually never believed that we will see anything different, whether it's BN or PR. The Selangor MB appears to be a loose cannon, and most of the PAS guys are "katak di bawah tempurong" never willing to view women other than as sex objects.. I also don't think Kedah is going to fare any better; the timber felling at the Pedu and Muda dam catchment areas started as a "threat" to the Central Govt., a move that I called "cutting the nose to spite the face". When even the PR coalition members protested, it was revised to helicopter harvesting only the dead trees so that the young ones have space to grow. Pray, do you think that once you allow those savages into the forests, they will JUST cut only the dead trees? You know, after the trees are cut and left to dry, they can be shown to the "enforcers" that they are already dead. Finally when even the MB of Kelantan Dato Nik Aziz came out to say that the prject is harmful to the State, the Kedah MB appeared on Prime Time TV3 last night, and stated that TIMBER WILL BE EXTRACTED IN SPITE OF THE FEDERAL GOVT GIVING THE 100 MILLION AS DEMANDED. Now which politicians can you trust?? God Save Malaysia..!!!
I actually never believed that we will see anything different, whether it's BN or PR. The Selangor MB appears to be a loose cannon, and most of the PAS guys are "katak di bawah tempurong" never willing to view women other than as sex objects.. I also don't think Kedah is going to fare any better; the timber felling at the Pedu and Muda dam catchment areas started as a "threat" to the Central Govt., a move that I called "cutting the nose to spite the face". When even the PR coalition members protested, it was revised to helicopter harvesting only the dead trees so that the young ones have space to grow. Pray, do you think that once you allow those savages into the forests, they will JUST cut only the dead trees? You know, after the trees are cut and left to dry, they can be shown to the "enforcers" that they are already dead. Finally when even the MB of Kelantan Dato Nik Aziz came out to say that the prject is harmful to the State, the Kedah MB appeared on Prime Time TV3 last night, and stated that TIMBER WILL BE EXTRACTED IN SPITE OF THE FEDERAL GOVT GIVING THE 100 MILLION AS DEMANDED. Now which politicians can you trust?? God Save Malaysia..!!!
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