Some "bad" jokes......

Just saw an afternoon movie on TV, called "Prairie Home" starring Meryl Streep and Lindsay Lohan, among others, and heard some "bad" jokes there that I think we will like:

1. What did the elephant say to the naked man?? What did he say? How can you breathe through that 'thing'?
2. 1st man said to the 2nd, " I think my wife is dead". 2nd man asked, "Why do you think she is dead?" 1st man replied, "Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up !!"
3. A gang of thieves stole a truckload of Viagra, and now the police are looking for some "hard" criminals....!
4. Why do women get PMS?? Because the "Mad Cow Disease" has already been taken,....!! :-P .